Since I enjoyed these so much I figured might as well share some of my "finds" with you all.
Enjoy!
Friday, June 6, 2008
I've done all the hard work for you
Most people know I have a serious Stumble addiction (www.stumbleupon.com) ...
Since I enjoyed these so much I figured might as well share some of my "finds" with you all.
Enjoy!
Since I enjoyed these so much I figured might as well share some of my "finds" with you all.
Enjoy!
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
A match made in Nerdville!
You know how I know Chris and I were made for each other?
We are both such huge dorks that we BOTH saved our periodic table of elements from chemistry class as high school memorabilia..
I found them this weekend while I was looking for our truck title.
Now it's confirmed that we were geeks before geeks were cool.
We are both such huge dorks that we BOTH saved our periodic table of elements from chemistry class as high school memorabilia..
I found them this weekend while I was looking for our truck title.
Now it's confirmed that we were geeks before geeks were cool.
It's really a thing of beauty, isn't it?
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
It's taken me a week to calm down enough to write this blog....
I have an announcement.
I've broken it off with Usher.
Anyone who knows me knows that I can defend the most main stream, stripper talkin, ho slappin', bling braggin', just plain ludicrous (no pun intended) hip hop on the radio these days. Shit, I mean you should see how excited I get when that retarded Ray J song "Sexy Can I" comes on the pop station. My bootyr is shakin' and I've got my rap hands WAY up!
I don't know what it is about hip-hop, it's just part of me. A dark shameful part. :)
Anyhow, in the car a week or two ago I heard the WORST hip-hop song EVER. I mean just dumb.
It was so stupid I had to find it online to play it for Chris, so he could be tortured with it's trash along with me. Then I noticed the worst of it all.... IT WAS AN USHER SONG.
I LOVES me some Usher. I've listened to the "Confessions" CD more that I'm willing to admit. And don't even get me start on his "My Way" album.
BUT this song I heard, "Love In This Club" is unforgivable. I'm posting the link to the youtube video, but I want you to keep in mind my hatred of this song has nothing to do with how nasty it is. It has EVERYTHING to do with how retarded the lyrics are http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqqY07OZWps.
If you didn't watch the video, here is a quick breakdown of part of the song., these are not in order...
"On the couch, on the table, on the bar, or on the floor You can meet me in the bathroom yeah you know I’m tryna go" ---- WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A CLUB HERE PEOPLE. I've personally vomited in all of those places in my younger days.
"You keep doin’ it on purpose whindin and workin’ it" ----- Date rape anyone?
"Lets both get undressed right here, keep it up girl i swear, imma give it to you non stop and i dont care, who's watchin...watchin...watchin" ---- In real life those people get kicked out of clubs and they are usually 200+ pounds.
Goodbye Usher. We've had a good decade, but it's time to move on.
xoxo
G
I've broken it off with Usher.
Anyone who knows me knows that I can defend the most main stream, stripper talkin, ho slappin', bling braggin', just plain ludicrous (no pun intended) hip hop on the radio these days. Shit, I mean you should see how excited I get when that retarded Ray J song "Sexy Can I" comes on the pop station. My bootyr is shakin' and I've got my rap hands WAY up!
I don't know what it is about hip-hop, it's just part of me. A dark shameful part. :)
Anyhow, in the car a week or two ago I heard the WORST hip-hop song EVER. I mean just dumb.
It was so stupid I had to find it online to play it for Chris, so he could be tortured with it's trash along with me. Then I noticed the worst of it all.... IT WAS AN USHER SONG.
I LOVES me some Usher. I've listened to the "Confessions" CD more that I'm willing to admit. And don't even get me start on his "My Way" album.
BUT this song I heard, "Love In This Club" is unforgivable. I'm posting the link to the youtube video, but I want you to keep in mind my hatred of this song has nothing to do with how nasty it is. It has EVERYTHING to do with how retarded the lyrics are http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqqY07OZWps.
If you didn't watch the video, here is a quick breakdown of part of the song., these are not in order...
"On the couch, on the table, on the bar, or on the floor You can meet me in the bathroom yeah you know I’m tryna go" ---- WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A CLUB HERE PEOPLE. I've personally vomited in all of those places in my younger days.
"You keep doin’ it on purpose whindin and workin’ it" ----- Date rape anyone?
"Lets both get undressed right here, keep it up girl i swear, imma give it to you non stop and i dont care, who's watchin...watchin...watchin" ---- In real life those people get kicked out of clubs and they are usually 200+ pounds.
Goodbye Usher. We've had a good decade, but it's time to move on.
xoxo
G
Saturday, May 10, 2008
I'm such a child sometimes...
As a HUGE fan of thowin' up the "shocker" sign as often as possible I thought this was the funniest chart I've seen in a long time.
I can't wait for a chance to flash the "show stopper"...
Monday, April 14, 2008
4 out of 5 relatives think I'm a pervert now!
I had this entire blog all planned out on how I was going to accuse all dog groomers of being sick perverts. It really was going to be a gem of a blog.
I was going to reference back to this original pervert dog groomer post I put up months ago to solidify my argument.
BUT... all of that fell apart when I started showing off my non-award winning photography at my Step-mom's 50th birthday party.
My sister saw it first since she was with me when I took the picture and she agreed it was fo' sho' a doggie butt hole.
Then I showed my dad and asked him if he noticed anything "funny" about the picture. He didn't.
Then I showed my husband and asked him if he noticed anything "funny" and again, he didn't. AND he accused me of being disgusting. The nerve!
So I was left no choice, I had to show a few more people. I realize a birthday party may not be the prime time to pass around a picture of a cartoon dog butt hole, but honestly what was I supposed to do?!
When I showed my sisters husband he laughed a very kind "I don't get it" laugh and then refused to agree it was the dogs butt hole when I pointed out that was the "funny" thing I was having him look for.
Basically what this blog has turned into is me begging you to say you see the dogs butt hole so I don't feel like a pervert!
I was going to reference back to this original pervert dog groomer post I put up months ago to solidify my argument.
BUT... all of that fell apart when I started showing off my non-award winning photography at my Step-mom's 50th birthday party.
My sister saw it first since she was with me when I took the picture and she agreed it was fo' sho' a doggie butt hole.
Then I showed my dad and asked him if he noticed anything "funny" about the picture. He didn't.
Then I showed my husband and asked him if he noticed anything "funny" and again, he didn't. AND he accused me of being disgusting. The nerve!
So I was left no choice, I had to show a few more people. I realize a birthday party may not be the prime time to pass around a picture of a cartoon dog butt hole, but honestly what was I supposed to do?!
When I showed my sisters husband he laughed a very kind "I don't get it" laugh and then refused to agree it was the dogs butt hole when I pointed out that was the "funny" thing I was having him look for.
Basically what this blog has turned into is me begging you to say you see the dogs butt hole so I don't feel like a pervert!
Get your mind IN the gutter for this one...
Original post date 9-10-2007
Someone should have told these folks to hire a business consultant before naming their business.....
In fact I think they stole this business name form a couple of girls I know who work on main street in Springfield. Workin' girls of course!
I wonder if they trim pussy here too? Sorry I couldn't help myself!
Saturday, April 5, 2008
It tastes like Chicken!
Pay attention my friends.... if we are ever in a situation where you have to eat me, I can feed up to 12 of you. I’m not sure how many meals you’ll get out of me, but feel free to chop me up and cook me. I think I’d taste best grilled with a little BBQ sauce.
Feel free to return the favor.....How many cannibals could you feed?
http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/cannibal_lunch
Feel free to return the favor.....How many cannibals could you feed?
http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/cannibal_lunch
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