Friday, March 28, 2008
If I only had one week to live....
SO I CAN PLAN MY MENU!!!
If I only had a week to live I’d eat......
Voodoo Donuts - Bacon Maple Bars would be mandatory every morning during my one week left on the planet.
Chocolate Sandwiches - I know it sounds like something you would have to look up on Urban Dictionary, but it’s NOT!
Chocolate Sandwiches:
2 slices white Wonder bread
1 Hershey bar
Butter
Pre-heat the George Foreman grill till the light comes on. Butter both sides of the bread, put the chocolate in the middle and grill it until it’s golden brown.
Costco Hotdogs - It’s the best deal in town...$1.50 for a hotdog and a soda. And it’s consistent, it’s been a buck fifty for as long as I can remember and I have faith that Costco will not be changing things anytime soon.
Yellow Laffy Taffy & Banana Slurpees - I’m pretty sure this is what I’d ask for as my last meal. I LOVE anything artificially banana flavored.
Weiner Wraps - Another one that you don’t need to look up on Urban Dictionary. AND to set the record straight once and for all, weiner wraps are NOT the same as weiner wangs.
Weiner Wraps:
1 package of weiners
1 tube of refrigerated crescent rolls
Cheese is optional
Preheat oven to 375. Wrap crescent rolls around each hotdog. Cook for 13-18 minutes. Top with melted cheese if desired.
Kraft Mac N’ Cheese - I don’t care what anyone says, Mac N’ Cheese from the box is the best ever. You don’t know how many times I’ve heard "you’ve gotta try my recipe". While their recipe might be good, it’ll never be Kraft good.
Grape, Strawberry and Orange soda - With only a week left I don’t really need to worry about rotting my teeth out.
Little Caesars Cheese Stuffed Crazy Bread - There is nothing I can say in defense of these. They are disgusting in an amazing greasy, cheesy, doughy sort of way.
Looking at this list now I realize I have the same taste in food as an 8 year old. Fuck it, it’s my last week to live, I might as well live it up junk food style.
