4 out of 5 relatives think I'm a pervert now!

I had this entire blog all planned out on how I was going to accuse all dog groomers of being sick perverts. It really was going to be a gem of a blog.

I was going to reference back to this original pervert dog groomer post I put up months ago to solidify my argument.

BUT... all of that fell apart when I started showing off my non-award winning photography at my Step-mom's 50th birthday party.

My sister saw it first since she was with me when I took the picture and she agreed it was fo' sho' a doggie butt hole.

Then I showed my dad and asked him if he noticed anything "funny" about the picture. He didn't.

Then I showed my husband and asked him if he noticed anything "funny" and again, he didn't. AND he accused me of being disgusting. The nerve!

So I was left no choice, I had to show a few more people. I realize a birthday party may not be the prime time to pass around a picture of a cartoon dog butt hole, but honestly what was I supposed to do?!

When I showed my sisters husband he laughed a very kind "I don't get it" laugh and then refused to agree it was the dogs butt hole when I pointed out that was the "funny" thing I was having him look for.

Basically what this blog has turned into is me begging you to say you see the dogs butt hole so I don't feel like a pervert!

Get your mind IN the gutter for this one...

Original post date 9-10-2007

Someone should have told these folks to hire a business consultant before naming their business.....

In fact I think they stole this business name form a couple of girls I know who work on main street in Springfield. Workin' girls of course!

I wonder if they trim pussy here too? Sorry I couldn't help myself!

It tastes like Chicken!

Pay attention my friends.... if we are ever in a situation where you have to eat me, I can feed up to 12 of you. I’m not sure how many meals you’ll get out of me, but feel free to chop me up and cook me. I think I’d taste best grilled with a little BBQ sauce.




Feel free to return the favor.....How many cannibals could you feed?
http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/cannibal_lunch